PC - Hansa

[maladied]

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[robopriest]

[PLEASE]

...Hm, you really think so? ¡Qué alegría! But if you insist. What words or phrases should I learn first?

[conchy]

[Lobelia perks up (!!) and the prospect of teaching Hansa some hon hon baguette. He doesn't always hate teaching...]

Hm! How about L'habit ne fait pas le moine? Ah, or in your case, L'soutane ne fait pas le père. Oh! Should I teach you how to swear?

[robopriest]

Why would you teach me to swear? Hello? Priest?

[He's grinning, though.]

[conchy]

Will they belt you for speaking freely, mon Père? I would think that would sting them more!

[Lobelia sits up for this. He's gotta lean in, all conspiratorial.]

Don't think my language so crude, now. Wordplay is an art, oui? If you want to insult someone without cutting too deeply, call them andouille.

[robopriest]

The sausage?

[conchy]

Oui! What a smart man you are! Now say it correctly. Don't translate it.

[robopriest]

Andu...wee?

[...]

I can call a dick a dick, Lobelia.

[conchy]

Oh là là! You misunderstand! What a filthy place your mouth is!

[Wow!!! Who let this vulgar trollop in here? Lobelia swats Hansa's leg.]

How am I to teach you my language if you think with such a vulgar mind?

[robopriest]

[WOWWWWWWWW]

Then what does it mean? Besides sausage.

[conchy]

Mm? It's nothing more than a way to call someone an idiot, Père. Surely they do that in your language too?

[robopriest]

Ah.


I guess you'd use pendejo as a similar one from mine.

[conchy]

Pandejo?

[it's lobelia's turn to butcher an accent]

Ah, I'm certain I've heard that aimed at me before. It has a certain ring to it.