PC - Hansa

[maladied]

Comments

[robopriest]

Yugamu. [IN A VERY PATIENT TONE] Why would you need to lead with your stance on murder in most social situations?

[vivisexual]

... I suppose because it's important to me?

Ah. I suppose I haven't actually told you, have I? It's also the reason I changed career goals. I'm only interested in killing someone I love. Killing without love doesn't interest me at all.

[robopriest]

Have you ever thought about love without killing...?

[vivisexual]

Well sure. It's not like I plan on killing someone the moment I realize I love them. Otherwise Takumi would be dead already.

[robopriest]

[who tf is takumi]

Okay, but. You don't have to kill them at all. Like you can continue not killing them.

[vivisexual]

Sure, but we all have to die eventually, right? When I die, I want it to be at the hands of someone that loves me.

[Has Yugamu just forgotten that you can die from things besides murder.]

[robopriest]

What will happen if pneumonia takes you out first, though? I mean, that could happen.

[vivisexual]

Obviously I would have them kill me first if the doctor said I wasn't going to recover from my illness.

[robopriest]

[Hmmmmm.]

Most people haven't killed others before. Would your beloved have to have experience?

[vivisexual]

No, that's fine. As long as they're willing to learn, I can make sure they're well prepared.

[robopriest]

[siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh]

Well. I do hope you find someone like-minded. I really mean that.

[vivisexual]

[Accepted! Yay! That means jesus approves of his plan.]

Thanks! But now I'm wondering what your relationship goal is, father.

Not that I'm propositioning you! I know I'm probably too young for you.

[robopriest]

[He doesn't startle, but he is a little surprised, glancing away.]

Priests are devoted to the Lord and the Lord alone. So that would be a difficult thing.

[vivisexual]

[Blinks.]

Oh! So you're like... Married to god? Sorry, Christianity isn't very popular in the TRC so I don't know much about it.

[robopriest]

Noooot quite? But sure.

[Clearing his throat.]

I'm mildly surprised you even know what Christianity is.

[vivisexual]

...




Well, it still exists! I've seen reference to it around.
[don't mind the suspicious pause.]

[robopriest]

...



References.

[vivisexual]

In porn?

[robopriest]

In PORN?

[vivisexual]

I was trying to avoid saying it but you pressed me!!!

[robopriest]

Haghhh.

[YUGAMU...]

Anyways, yes. I'm celibate. No relationships for me.

[vivisexual]

[What did you want him to do, lie badly???]

I do think that's a bit of a shame but I respect you commitment.

[robopriest]

...

[He's sort of silent for a moment, before he brightens and puts on a grin.]

And that is why you need to get someone in your life so you can do better than me! So. Anyone you're looking at seriously?

[vivisexual]

[Hmmm clearly deflecting but he'll allow it for now.]

Seriously speaking... not really? It wouldn't be fair since I'd have to part from them to return home once we work out the cure.

[robopriest]

That's true, I suppose. But what if there was a chance. Let's say you both could return to one place together. Would there be someone at your side?


....Of course, including Miss Nozomi in that too.