[Thankfully Rosemary walks over on his actual legs. But it believes in consent so it just puts its hands on Hansa's legs and looks up plaintively. Hansa may choose to lap sit it.]
Do you think the animals we got features from means something?
[Hopefully Hansa can let Rosemary's human version that is certainly not Yugamu Omokage sit in his lap later.
Anyway Rosemary settles in, kicking his legs happily.]
In that case... Yours tells me you're perfectly capable being on your own but are very protective of your "pack" when you have one. And you're strategic but fierce when provoked. Is that right?
You're a meticulous thinker, and a creative mind. Some may find you terrifying, but regardless, you serve the world in your way, too. A solid worker through and through.
[Rosemary's unblinking clown face stares up at him for a moment as if at a loss for words. And then the Act clicks back into place.]
There you go buttering me up again~ You're not even going to mention that people see spiders as manipulative? Wrapping you up in my web? Toxic? A man eater?
[Maybe people find Rosemary terrifying for good reason!!!]
[Putting one of its many hands to its face in thought.]
I suppose that's true... People have told me I should try to act "more normal" but personally I'd rather be hated for who I am than be liked for pretending to be someone else. You know?
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I appreciate your encouragement, Father Hansa. But even without my background as a killer, I think my tastes and personality put most-
[It stops mid sentence.]
One second.
[Rosemary drops down off the desk before getting down on all eights and scuttling two laps around the room before returning to Hansa.]
Sorry, what was I saying?
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[what the fuck]
Hi. Welcome back from your little marathon...?
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It's been happening ever since I grew these extra spider parts. Sometimes I just get this unignorable urge to... Scurry.
Anyway, if we're having a chat, please take a seat!! And take me with you.
[Give me your lap you big man.]
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[Yeah. Okay. He'll take a seat, making sure not to sit on his own tail.]
Come here, then.
[He's reaching over, expecting Rosemary to scurry closer.]
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Do you think the animals we got features from means something?
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[But its okay. He'll pull it up to his lap.]
I feel like from what I've seen, everyone's animals fits them, somehow. A personality thing, perhaps.
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Anyway Rosemary settles in, kicking his legs happily.]
In that case... Yours tells me you're perfectly capable being on your own but are very protective of your "pack" when you have one. And you're strategic but fierce when provoked. Is that right?
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[Now for Rosemary's turn...]
You're a meticulous thinker, and a creative mind. Some may find you terrifying, but regardless, you serve the world in your way, too. A solid worker through and through.
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There you go buttering me up again~ You're not even going to mention that people see spiders as manipulative? Wrapping you up in my web? Toxic? A man eater?
[Maybe people find Rosemary terrifying for good reason!!!]
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Though now I'm curious. How many of those things are you as well?
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Ahaha. I guess I'll let you decide?
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Well... I feel like a man of god shouldn't be, based on what I know. But it's fine with me if you are. I don't mind if you eat me up~
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[And of course. Classic Rosemary.]
Are you sure you're fine? I can be quite scary if I want to be.
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Maybe the vibe would be different, you know?
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[Rosemary you literally talk about how you love torture.]
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[But what you see is what you get, for better and for worse.]
...You do get a little overenthusiastic about morbid things, though. Sort of gives the game away.
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I suppose that's true... People have told me I should try to act "more normal" but personally I'd rather be hated for who I am than be liked for pretending to be someone else. You know?