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grabs by the throat ([personal profile] maladied) wrote2025-11-07 04:32 pm
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conchy: (14)

[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[what the fuck fate x2]

Bien! That is the only correct answer. Then for you, a bourgogne rouge.

[Which he'll order on Hansa's behalf, because Lobelia knows best.]

And for myself... Mm! Magret de Canard aux Cerises and Pinot Noir. Any objections, Pรจre?
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[personal profile] robopriest 2025-11-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you. I have no objections. You know what's best.

[And....yes, he doesn't know enough French for This Shit.]

Canard....duck, right? Is that your favorite?
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[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[A moment later and their food and drink magically materialize before them on the table. Bullshit, you gotta love it.]

Oui! Very good, Pรจre.

[clapping for him what a good boy]

Ah, but non. I prefer seafood, myself. I grew up by the shore, you know... That is where all my best memories were made.
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[personal profile] robopriest 2025-11-23 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[This is amazing bullshit, excuse you.]

Don't patronize me... [:,(] And ah...a man of the sea. You do have that way about you. You probably spend a lot of times romantically sauntering down the beach, hm?
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[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw... is he being patronizing? Lobelia sticks his tongue out at him.]

That's cute, Pรจre... Not you, รฉvidemment, but your upset.

[HEH. As far as romantically sauntering down on the beachโ€”]

Oui! What else is the beach for if not for romantic saunterings? Ah, but not quite as you imagine. I have told you before that I am something of a loner, non? Don't think to pity me. I've lived my life a particular way by choice.
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[personal profile] robopriest 2025-11-23 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, you find me cute.

[^_^]

[Yes he will take that compliment thank youuuuu.]

[The following remarks make him purse his lips a little. A loner...]


I wouldn't pity you. But I have to ask...why? Why that choice?
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[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Less and less by the minute...

[Ah, but now Hansa's asking the real question. Lobelia buys a moment to think with a sip of wine.]

Oh? Don't you know, mon Pรจre? The Tower is bad luck. Stay too close to me and you'll fall to ruin too.
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[personal profile] robopriest 2025-11-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
The Tower? Like the tarot card?

[He lets out a little snort of a laugh.]

If Childermass got it into his head and told you that, maybe I should give him a talk.
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[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Are you going to grind him into dust? Parfait. Do invite me. That sort of thing deserves to be properly archived.

[Wouldn't it be charming if he were joking? Imagine.]

But ah... non. This isn't some magician's sleight of hand. This is the tarot that defines me.
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[personal profile] robopriest 2025-11-23 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not some brute! Please. I'll leave that for the vampires.

[Or maybe someone else, you never know how this murdergame goes.]

[He also takes a sip of whine.]


Do explain.
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[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I would show you, but I'm afraid I've given the card away.

[The literal one... Childermass has it now. Lobelia hums, tapping his fingers on the tabletop.]

The Tower symbolizes destruction that leads to truth. I've found that much to be the case all throughout my life... ah, but I suppose you do seek out danger, don't you? Your nasty habit will get you killed some day.
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[personal profile] robopriest 2025-11-23 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
...I wouldn't become what I became if I was afraid of danger.

[No one would go through what he did for a simple, pleasant life.]

And I'll take my chances. Besides, I like living. I know myself and what I can handle.
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[personal profile] conchy 2025-11-23 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Lobelia makes a show of sighing, but there's genuine weariness behind the theatrics.]

You are the worst kind of all... someone who refuses to leave.

[Not unlike the captain who, while wary of him at every turn, saw something worth accepting. Genuinely good people are rare. Those are the ones Lobelia can't stand to break.]

I would rather not see you harmed. You have too much to offer the world. Too much good.